Platitudinous these are not. Compare muscle cars to Japanese and German cars. Bear with us with this...
It's all well and good strapping a supercharger to a snarling, stout-hearted V8, but, it's still a lump of pig-iron from the stone ages. Here, science is applied. Octa-core's mass is low and balanced, and efficiency is at the forefront of the concept. With ramp-up as fast as the Planck time and zero heat-retention, eight 32awg cores grant truly unsurpassable performance at a lower wattage, but are so fine-tuned and stabilised that the power curve is unequivocally vast. The 40awg Alien fuse with a deeper "S" curve safeguards perpetual wicking and the infinitesimal pockets you know and love.
Flavour is impeccable, performance unsurpassable, wicking and exhaust perpetual, lifespan incomprehensible... In short, they're worth twice this.
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